Kirsten Stewart, 20, was seen leaving an un-identifide white building last night, clutching a small dog, carrying an oversized bag and wearing a hat. Friends of the star tell us that they fear the end is near for the Twilight stars steamy relationship with Robert Pattinson, 24.
According to reliable sources, the symbolic gesture of the carrying the small, yet unnamed dog, is a signal to the rest of the world that Stewart was in fact having an affair with Taylor Lautner, 18. Other reliable sources state that Stewart was ashamed of her cougar ways and felt the time was right to end the relationship with Pattinson. “I want to go to college for literature. I want to be a writer. I mean, I love what I do, but it's not all I want to do—be a professional liar for the rest of my life.”
Disclaimer: It was brought to our attention that Stewart was in fact leaving the local vet after her mothers dog needed vaccinating. That is not to say that is was not against something really contagious and life threatening.
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