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Showing posts with label intro post. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Welcome to High Man on the Totem Pole!



Hi there! You're probably wondering how the hell you managed to find your way to this little gem of a website. It's okay, we know - you were probably deep in to your very important, very dull research/assignment/work project and sorting through countless porn educational academic sites, and on the way somewhere you got lost.

And ended up here.

Now, we may not look like much. At all. But we are 4 dedicated people (read as: we have no lives) who have spent more than enough time waiting at the doctors/dentist/hairdresser and picking up all one of those trashy magazines sitting on the table there (come on, admit it - you've done it too.). We figured hey, if they can take one unfortunately unflattering candid picture of a celebrity out and about, and come up with an entire covery story detailing their tragic downward spiral in the throes of drug/sex/alcohol/twitter addiction... then so can we!

We decided on our background because we wanted something that would draw attention to the fact that we are putting the "spotlight" on the celebrity world, and of course, a spotlight is the perfect thing for that. We aimed to make it as much like a real celebrity magazine as possible.

Disclaimer: We are fake. Completely and utterly fake. Everything you read here is faker than Heidi Montag's new face and body. We are simply taking every ridiculous story you read in those gossip blogs and magazines and taking the piss out of it for our (and hopefully your) entertainment. Please, if you are a lawyer/manager for one the fine celebrities mentioned here/anyone who can sue the pants off us - we are broke uni students. We have nothing, but those pants. Please don't take our pants.  How ever if you are really gullable:.....

This is real. Everything you read here is 100% true assumptions.